Okay let’s all have a lesson on Haylor or Tarry or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
1. None of us know their relationship, and you can’t judge a relationship by 10 pictures of them in a park. You don’t know if he’s “miserable” and how the fuck do you know if he’s missing band meetings and breaking up the band? You don’t, so shut up.
2. 1/2 of you Directioners or whatever used to clog the T Swift tag saying you loved her, I recognize the names. So don’t say “I’ve never liked her ew” when you used to post love about her. And I can guarantee a bunch of you have a song on your ipod so don’t try to lie and start shit now.
3. Don’t tag your hate. No one cares if you think Taylor is a slut, so don’t tag it “taylor, swift, taylor swift, slut, mean, one direction, harry styles, haylor, stupid, die, i hate taylor swift, no haylor” etc because that’s obnoxious as fuck.
4. Taylor has dated 6 boys in the past 5 years, including Harry, so don’t run your mouth about shit you don’t know.
5. May I remind you, the Styles kid dated a 30 year old woman, just saying, not exactly angelic either.
6. Hating on Taylor won’t make Harry love you, fun fact.
7. And let’s say it IS a publicity stunt, all of you are just fueling the fire, congratulations.
8. And either way, if it’s real or fake, Harry had to agree. So clearly she’s not making him “miserable” because holy shit, want to hear mind blowing news? BOTH sides have to agree to date. Holy fuck, kids, isn’t that crazy?
9. Sending death threats is never okay, whether you’re kidding or not. Taylor Swift is as human as you are, and saying you’re going to bomb her house and murder her family (which YES has been said) is fucking sick and you’re disturbed if you think killing a 23 year old singer will get you a boyfriend.
10. Just a list of Taylor Swift jokes that aren’t funny so you can stop saying them: “Taylor’s had so0000oo many boyfriends, I can’t even count.” “Where’s Kanye when you need him? LOL I’M SO FUNNY XD” “Maybe you’re the problem Taylor Swift HAHA LOL #HARRYSTYLES.” and all the jokes you tell that are also not funny.
11. “oh my god taylor’s gonna write a song about him!!!” Well yes, folks. Usually songs are written about people. Fucking mind blowing right? Taylor ALSO has songs like Back to December, where she apologizes to a boy who treated her right and she messed it up. AND there are happy songs about boys, so basically, if he’s a saint like everyone thinks, there won’t be a song about him. Shocking right?
12. I don’t like Harry Styles or One Direction but notice I didn’t say I hate him during this post, and I didn’t threaten him or say anything about the band. It’s called having class. Some Taylor fans are apeshit crazy too, it goes to both sides„ so basically, everyone needs to calm down about this relationship because it’s NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
13. Making fake tweets from Taylor and spamming her facebook/twitter won’t do anything. Everyone knows it’s fake and if you fall for it, you’re stupid. Taylor is a classy lady and I don’t know much about Styles, but he seems alright, I’m just not a fan of the music. So let’s all sit the fuck down and let them live their lives, they’re young, let it be, it’s literally none of our business.
14. Also, some of you 1d fans managed to piss Ed Sheeran off by spreading lies, congratulations.